I Love to Serve My Country” (But Actually… CUNT.)

Inspirational and motivational message

$5.00

this high-quality vinyl decal doesn’t whisper, it screams.

Inspired by a viral meme and designed in-house by Ripple Hauxs, this sticker playfully subverts patriotic propaganda with a queer twist so slick, even the TSA might gag. The real ones will read between the lines: "I love to serve CUNT."

💦 Waterproof. Weatherproof. Vinyl-grade. Slap it on your laptop, your water bottle, your bulletproof binder — this baby’s built to last and command attention.

Perfect for trans femmes, faggots, theminists, and anyone proudly resisting the binary while looking fabulous doing it.

🔥 Limited run. 150 made Unlimited power.